i see gargoyles in the florals of the duvet cover

youwhome @ 2009-01-26T02:02:00

2009-01-26T02:03:17Z

I am actually going to get up at 7am in order to go to the gym in the morning.

I think my soul has been possessed by some health demon or something. This doesn't feel right, that's for sure.

youwhome @ 2009-01-22T10:51:00

2009-01-22T10:52:41Z

Dear David Newell,

As much as I love you, as much as I think you are a legend among men, and despite the fact that you're the only lecturer who can make me drag my lazy carcass out of bed at 8am for your poetry lectures even though I hate poetry... If you do not stop messing with my emotions and put the god-damn exam results up I will hunt you and kill you.

Yours in desperation,

Alice.

youwhome @ 2008-11-05T05:00:00

2008-11-05T05:00:50Z

why the holy fuck is everyone in bed? i need to hug someone, possibly jump up and down and generally share in this wave of optimism with another human being.

jeez, i'd settle for a cat right now, actually...

FLORIDA

2008-11-05T02:50:14Z

you'll need these fingers for crossing

i need to go the hell to bed. stupid US/UK time difference. at least we're making a party of it - cookies and punch, what every election needs.

LOL

2008-10-31T12:46:57Z

{10} I'd be tony cascarino, circa 1995

2008-10-23T19:25:49Z

new knitty. pretty blah but oh so cute baby blanket.. but can someone explain why the fuck this is called camden? as in the london borough? and what are those sleves about?

i might try and attempt a long sleeved version. or, y'know, not.

{05} hat

2008-10-20T08:15:42Z

just for the knitting lot; i'm using this gorgeous yarn to make this gorgeous hat. and i don't get to keep it. i am a mug.

photos to come.

youwhome @ 2008-04-17T15:41:00

2008-04-17T14:50:41Z

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
cars and trains - broken streetlamp serenade
(eh... kind of. i don't really like this song much though)

WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
1954 - bicycle love
(on the back of a bike maybe?!)

HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
frightened rabbit - my backwards walk
(weird.. michelle told me yesterday i'm going backwards)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
edson - sunday, lovely sunday
(on a sunday?)

WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
le sport - tell no one about tonight
(actually, that's probably more mine >_<)

WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
pulp - bad cover version
(although, this works well)

WHAT IS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
babyshambles - i love you but you're green
(meh. i liked high school)

HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
the albany - crawl on home
(roffle)

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
cake - going the distance
(hannah would <3)

WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
blur - girls and boys
(same old, same old; work, fight, fuck, drink)

THE BEST THING TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
garbage - the trick is to keep breathing
(hahaha! i know i shouldn't laugh, but as far as i know they're all very much dead)

HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
the kills - fried my little brains
(yup)

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
dfa 1979 - blood on our hands
(might scare the congregation a little?)

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
stars - ageless beauty
(well, that'd be nice)

WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
the vines - i'm only sleeping
(i'm happiest when i'm sleeping)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
the motifs - envelopes
(???)

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
the kills - kissy kissy
(lust i'm not sure about. but i like that this song came up)

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
jonquil - lions
(run away with lions?)

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
the libertines - the ha ha wall
(be strung out all down with lovers and clowns?)

WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
yeasayer - 2080
(not for a while then i take it)

WHAT SONG WOULD YOU STRIP TO?
idlewild - (i am) what i am not
(y'know, for the comedy value, i would)

IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
kasabian - club foot
(club him with a foot?)

WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
okkervil river - no key, no plan
(that's a bit too accurate.)

WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
blur - parklife
(i hope not, this song makes me feel about 9yrs old and happy)

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
bound stems - book of baby names
(constantly trying to wind people up? sounds about right.)